What!!!! Fail English Test

Now it has occured to me that one of the most unbelievable failures of my life would be to fail an English Test. I do not know why had this predicament suddenly happen to me and it has some pretty serious repercussions and that is... to attend an English Class which is starting next week on Monday at 10.30am in uni which could have been used to do other things which would be more beneficial to me instead. As preposterous as this may sound, I still have to grapple with the situation, and the reason for this failure still eludes me. Probably there will be a discussion on this but I DON'T CARE... YOU STUPID ASSHOLES HOW THE SHIT COULD YOU FAIL MY PAPER!!

SO you see I have my vulgar site too and it doesn't surface until there is a provoking stimulus.


2 Days before.....

I was walking across IMU on the ground floor and what I had in mind was to xerox my PBL assignment. And then it occured to me that were so many people at the xerox room. So I waited and queued up and the line is considerably long judging by the time of the day and it's a FRIDAY.... I mean c'mon. Anyway, I didn't care much about it so I waited..

Few minutes later...

Jian Ern came in and was mentioning that he was one of the ones who failed and had to attend English Classes. So I jumped into the conversation and the dialogue goes like this..

Jian Ern: A lot of people kena you know...I think got about 30 something
Me: Wah...so many ah..Who else kena?? ( However, I know I wouldn't fail so I continued the discussion.)

Jian Ern: Er.... Yeang wee, Gordon, Rahul also kena and also David Lim
Me: Then I said wahhhh...y like dat wan?? How come they both kena one ( Still I know I wouldn't fail it but I continued.)

Jian Ern: YA lor I also dunno why..

Then Later...

Hendrick: Me also kena la... Crappy man
Me: Really..
Hendrick: Ya la...eh you also kena. You're Bryan Wong rite??
Me: Ya...Serious??? ( Now with much apprehension, I tried to continue the conversation but I still couldn't believe him.)
Jian Ern: Eh...ya I think I saw your name up on the list..

I was like OH shit...... And judging from the demeanour of both of them, I was certain they had not devise a ploy to fool me. But then I continued just to confirm

Me: You bluffing me..
Hendrick: No..really...serious

From the tone, I was pretty certain then I was "shortlisted" for the classes.

Great..So after abandoning the idea of xeroxing my stuff, I left and went up and was still crossing my fingers to see if the list was for real. And shit it was....MY name was clearly spelled there second from top and with the correct ID and there were lots of people crowding the area and a familiar sound came from behind...

Anita: Bryan, I heard the news....

As if to rub it in... then i said

Me: YA la...screwed right
Anita: What happen to you la?? what did you write for your essay??
Me: I write everything to point and I thought I did well

Then Iggy came along, and saw my name and he burst into laughter....

Shit..again I'm screwwed and doom and speaking of attention, I think I prove my point now...

Entering into the audi, was as usual some jaded faces moving along up and down. And then as I move up I saw my friends. Then when they heard my voice, they turn behind and said, "Bryan!!" faces tun, eyes everywhere suddenly focusing on me. It like one of those scenes in anime where the character suddenly shrinks out of embarassment or out of fear."What Happen!!" " and you fail your english test" " what did you do la??" " How could you fail?!" Then Veehan added..

Veehan: Speaking of unwanted attention, you really got it.

Yeap, I do agree. And as the days goes by especially during the lecture. I was still trying to come to terms with the situation I am in. Iggy was beside me constantly encouraging me saying "How could this happen oh... RAhul kena, David kena, Darren kena and YOU kena... must be some mistake"

But that's over. I think I've already vent out enough frustration and anger about the whole matter and probably it's somehow a good thing to happen anyway, although I still can't figure out which part of it is good...... So for the last time SHIT!!!!